sonnyboy58
ilikesmalldicks:

Derek had done 3 or 4 smaller roles but this could be the one that really launched his career. The script called for some minor sex scenes he thought would be easy. in Hollywood its all fakery, right? he had done plenty of modeling and his body was in fantastic shape. They wouldnt really be naked. so on the day of audition he was mortified to hear that the casting directors wanted all the males to strip down completely. he hesitated. the director says, “come on man. looks like you fill out your tighty whites pretty nicely. we’ve seen your bathing suit ads. nice bulge.”. he was stuck. so he gulped and stripped of his underwear to reveal his greatest secret. Derek’s “bulge” was all potatoes, no meat. His dick, of course at this moment, was the tiniest it could retreat, maybe an inch, and puckered, almost an innie. the directors and photographers and staff just kind of fell quiet as they slowly examined him with their eyes. As his face reddened with embarrassment he noticed that all their eyes were fixated on his tiny puckered pecker. he clumsily pulled his clothes back on as the director muttered. “Ok, we’ll call you.” For the next several auditions and modeling calls he could swear other actors and models and especially the behind the scenes guys were whispering about his package. the word was out in Hollywood. Dickless Derek.

ilikesmalldicks:

Derek had done 3 or 4 smaller roles but this could be the one that really launched his career. The script called for some minor sex scenes he thought would be easy. in Hollywood its all fakery, right? he had done plenty of modeling and his body was in fantastic shape. They wouldnt really be naked. so on the day of audition he was mortified to hear that the casting directors wanted all the males to strip down completely. he hesitated. the director says, “come on man. looks like you fill out your tighty whites pretty nicely. we’ve seen your bathing suit ads. nice bulge.”. he was stuck. so he gulped and stripped of his underwear to reveal his greatest secret. Derek’s “bulge” was all potatoes, no meat. His dick, of course at this moment, was the tiniest it could retreat, maybe an inch, and puckered, almost an innie. the directors and photographers and staff just kind of fell quiet as they slowly examined him with their eyes. As his face reddened with embarrassment he noticed that all their eyes were fixated on his tiny puckered pecker. he clumsily pulled his clothes back on as the director muttered. “Ok, we’ll call you.” For the next several auditions and modeling calls he could swear other actors and models and especially the behind the scenes guys were whispering about his package. the word was out in Hollywood. Dickless Derek.